I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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