Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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