so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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