drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
NoShamevember. You game?
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
A+ Viking dick
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
