But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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