He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
