Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
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Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
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Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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