Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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