yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Randomize
