I wanna passion pit in your ass
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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