hell yes lets make some ravioli
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
