some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
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my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
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New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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