David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
the condom got lost in my hair
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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