A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
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Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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