the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
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Green mimosas i think yes
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
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She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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