Hey man sorry I got all grabby
just tell him i said nine months
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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