i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
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Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
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If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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