It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
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if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
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Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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