Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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