I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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