She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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