3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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