Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
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it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
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Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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