Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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