I'm going to jail i love you
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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