Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
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Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
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i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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