im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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