i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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