Bisexual people are plain selfish.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
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I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
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BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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