See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
This gyro tastes like lonliness
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
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I just googled if crying burns calories
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
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I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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