I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
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i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
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Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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