Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
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i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
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I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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