I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
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look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
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i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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