Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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