Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
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I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
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Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
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