So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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