OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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