he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
