My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
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Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
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For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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