Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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