I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
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Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
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Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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