I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
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