You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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