i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
im holly from the hills drunk
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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