just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
