fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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