You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
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Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
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I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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