I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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