that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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