yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
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i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
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one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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