did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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