Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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