was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
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My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
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So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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