seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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