Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Randomize
